bake smb's swede 

To irritate, to get on smb's nerves

That birdie's bakin' me fakking swede, mush! To bake smb's swede is to twist their melon, man!

bake smb's swede by kevolution April 18, 2009

Pussy Money Swedes 

The absolute coolest commenter on /r/stopdrinking.

"Dude, Pussy Money Swedes is the coolest commenter on /r/stopdrinking. Guys want to be him and girls want to be his gf. I heard Abraham Lincoln once dreamed of him."

Pussy Money Swedes by Pussy_Money_Swedes March 17, 2015

swedes 

Swedes are a Germanic ethnic group native to Sweden. They mostly inhabit Sweden and the other Nordic countries. The English term Swede has been attested in English since the late 16th century and is of Middle Dutch or Middle Low German origin.

Do all Swedes really like surstromming?

swedes by Prkl February 4, 2017

Swedes 

A commonly random sent message by iphones this could be a word used for something that you were trying to describe as sweet, or maybe even Swedish, but never the less this means you need a new iphone immediately and you should contact your phone company as soon as possible.

Man kevin that picture is really swedes but i think my ihpone might be haunted

Swedes by Mr. S-Powers October 6, 2010

Swedes 

They have a boring ass reputation but actually they are great as f**k. They hate Norway and always makes jokes about how stupid they are. Pretty smart people,I mean look at IKEA, H&M and Pewdiepie. Also has pretty good looking hot girls. Often misstaken of being from Switzerland (oh hell nah).

Guy 1: Ew who are they? They're so grumpy and boring, must Swedes...
Guy 2: Are you kidding? They are from Norway!
Guy 1: Oh right... My misstake

Swedes by Frostisen October 14, 2017

sweden shapes 

Something that is down a boys pants

Can I have the sweden shapes?

sweden shapes by MemesAreTheDankest February 14, 2017

sweden swirl 

When you go in the anus and spin around while inside creating a rubber band effect which will spin you around again.

Hot Girl #1 Can we do a sweden swirl?
Hot Male#1 Why not!

sweden swirl by kdbfifbqewbefid May 31, 2018