Sweaty Mata Hari

Often deployed in low-stakes situations (office happy hours, mid-tier hotel bars and bowling alleys), the Sweaty Mata Hari believes they are seducing for strategic advantage, when in reality they’re just leaving a sloppy trail of damp napkins, slurred comments and secondhand embarrassment.

“Carter thought he was being mysterious at the conference mixer, but by his third mojito he’d gone full sweaty Mata Hari, smh.