Swapinitis 

When one performs far to many "swaps" for an armored car company.

Damn my Swapinitis is acting up again!

Swapinitis by SwapsMcgee October 13, 2022

Scarpinitis

What a person has, when they are so crazy, that the Doctors don't how to diagnose the multiple mental illnesses.

She has bad Scarpinitis. She's been blowin up my phone all day. Wants me to get back together with her, then tells me to go fuck myself.

Scarpinitis by Monkeylover25001 December 17, 2011