Swampdog

Girl from south Georgia who swims in the Swamp, fountains, or any body of water she sees. Likes drinking Red Bull and vodka and may attack at any time. Will thrash or sleep with her victim.

Who’s that beating up Johnny in the swamp? Oh, that’s just a Swampdog!

by Denise the Swampdog April 6, 2021

mexican swamp dog

After feeding a Tijuana hooker copious amounts of tacos topped with hot chilli, you cable tie her to a bed and wait for her bowel to move. Once she starts to shit you shove your cock in her burning asshole then wipe her shit in her eyes, thus making her howl like a Mexican Swamp Dog.
Continue the process wiping as much as you can on her to make her look like a Mexican Swamp Dog as well as sound like one. Finish by busting a nut on her lips to make it look like she has rabies.

I was in Tijuana for business, so I picked up a hooker named Margarita and she let me give her the Mexican Swamp Dog

by Skotty74 February 23, 2014

swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

swampdonkey

Woman so ugly you wouldn't touch her with a barge pole strapped to the end of a pole vault pole.

Phil often woke up after a night on the beers finding himself next to a swampdonkey

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

swampdonk

A very large, unpleasant looking, smelly, and alltogether unapealling girl.

"That swampdonk should really call Jenny Craig!"

by Garth Bury May 13, 2005

Swampdonkey

A really sloppy, annoying, and usually slightly overweight sorority girl. She's most likely the black sheep of the group. This girl will be the most drunk, the most forward, and the most not attractive.

I hung out with Jess and her friends last night, but I had to leave because that swampdonkey friend of hers was all over me.

by Vinnie Vocab May 5, 2005

The Waco Swamp Dog

A sexual deed that is sure to get the Dr.Pepper flowing in Waco.
When you are skinny dipping in Lake Brazos, pretend like you are dead and do the dead man's float. As you float by someone in the water, quickly come to life and fist them in the a-hole or v-hole respectively.
Don't forget to wear the proper protection- a welding glove covered in sand paper.

Allie and Jill were skinny dipping when Brock floated by and gave them both The Waco Swamp Dog.

by AllieJillBrockparty April 26, 2008