Swamp bacon 

Swamp bacon is a type of salt-cured meat. Swamp bacon is prepared from several different cuts of meat, typically from the belly or back cuts from rodents of unusual size. It is considered a delicacy by those unfortunate enough to reside in a swamp and have little to no access to proper bacon, and is generally considered superior to having no bacon at all.

Dude just ate a whole plate of swamp bacon, and now is having a nap.

Swamp bacon by McGarric August 6, 2019

Bacon Stamp 

Taking a limp peice of bacon and slapping it across an individuals face.

Also used as a verb pertaining to having intercourse with someone.

Dudeeee! YOU JUST GOT BACON STAMPED!

Id bacon stamp that.

Bacon Stamp by Allison.grace.2 February 22, 2011