Swag Fag

A guy that spends his life savings on a pair of beats headphones that he wears just as an accessory and says phrases such as "bro" and "brah" and sometimes wears a hat with a flat bill that's pointed strait up into the sky or even a beanie that is barley making contact with the sides of their head and is instead simply resting on top of their skull. Sometimes they wear sunglasses to hide their shame and simultaneously check out girls asses without them knowing because that's the closest they will get. They also sport a lanyard that dangles from their pocket all the way down to their socks and sometimes have a pair of ear buds hanging from the collar of their shirt even though they have beats on their ears 24/7. They usually rely on what they wear to feel like they are part of something and spend most of their time with girls but is always friendzoned.
Me: That kid with the beanie 6 inches off of his forehead and the beats solos is a compete swag fag.

Bob: The swag level is off the charts.
by SpankyMcNuts August 09, 2014
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Swag Fag

A Person who bases their confidence on material items.
Swag Fag walks in wearing Bright purple jeans and Matching Hat. High top shoes colored as fugly as possible and chains everywhere. Tail may be included.
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Swag Fag

One who thinks he is better than everyone else based on the amount of artificial swag he has. This annoying personality trait is coupled with his obsessive use of the phrase "swag" in situations undeseriving of that title.
"Congratulations! You aced the math exam!"
"Swag."

"Ugh, he's such a swag fag
...

"Hey Johnny you ready to go to Stop & Shop?"
(Johnny walks downstairs with skinny jeans, hightop jordans, a beater, gold chain, ears pierced, and a fohawk)
"Yeah dude, I thought I'd just dress up...grocery swag."
by squirrellover33 September 24, 2011
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Swag Fag

Someone (probably a male) who overuses the term "swag"
Guy 1: Dude, I got beat up last night by an 11 year old....SWAG!

Guy 2: Swag Fag! -.-
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Swag Fag

Someone who's constantly talking about how much swagger they have(In reality they have none).
The Swag Fag: I have so much swag and you have none.
Opposing Person: You're such a Swag Fag!
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Swag Fag

a person who always wears joggers, skinny jeans, Jordan's, young and reckless, diamond co. and thinks their supperior then everyone and likes to talk shit to people who don't wear fuckboy clothing and says "bruh" 24/7 like an idiot.
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Swag Fag

A person who is regarded as a faggot due to the fact that they think they are/have swag.

They usually pull babes quick due to their swagness, but lose out in later life due to their low intelligence and maturity. They also get bad grades because they're too busy developing their swag for their CV.

Also, a swag fag will usually spend an unusual and stupid amount of time styling their hair, which is deemed by many men as an act of homosexuality. Hair styles usually include the quiff and comb over. Some even look like an Iced Gem.

Loved by his swag friends and girls, but hated by almost everyone else, a swag fag is the bane of most people's lives.
Justin: "I'm so cool. I wear caps to the side, I have my pants hanging below my ass, my IQ is quite low, but that doesn't matter because I'm such as babe magnet. Why? Because I have swag."

Kyle: "Justin's at it again guys. What a swag fag."
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