SUV: Driven most the massess cause they are so gullible and believe they have a need to drive a land yacht of a vehicle that get's 9mpg and is tottaly un-safe that's trendy!!! Mostly seen driven by Angry Soccer Moms, Angry Wall Street Dads, And Other Suburban Status Whores(aka middle class, upper middle class and the rich).
Look at that moron driving that SUV, doesn't he know it's unsafe.
by John April 5, 2005
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what soccer moms need to drive their fat kids around without, the kid crushing the car
by shade December 15, 2004
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Gas guzzlers driven by cum guzzlers.
Some bitch cut me off in her SUV, obviously in a hurry to get home in time for a faceload.
by suv driver December 12, 2006
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Vehicle improperly named by General Motors in the early stages of production. UARV (URBAN ASSAULT ROLLOVER VEHICLE)correctly defines this worthless, gas guzzling beast we call an SUV.
"I cant see in front of me because this damn UARV is blocking my view."
by CrazyOlCoot September 5, 2003
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Freak-magnet, the most crappy department ever!
-Where do ya work cracka?
-In SUV..
-Oh crap, you're f....!
by faulkner__ April 26, 2007
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Like a minivan and pickup truck. Higher center of gravity meaning easy rollovers. Guzzles more gas than pickup trucks. Often used by soccer moms who can't drive but need control of the road (until they roll over). Part of a secret agenda of the automobile industry to rid the world of soccer moms.
Why get an efficient and cheap minivan? I'd rather drive an SUV so I could roll over at the drop of a hat.
by Mystic November 24, 2003
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A soccer mom's favorite mode of transportation. Everyone who drives one probably has a little penis or small boobs, except for people who go off-roading, and people who live in Michigan and Minnesota who need 4 wheel drive.
Michigan Resident: My suv keeps me safe in the winter
Off-roader: I use my suv to go off roading
Soccer Mom: My suv guzzles gas and cuts off people.
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