suspicious package

A glass of wine with a shot of vodka.

"I'll order her a suspicious package or two and we'll go to her place in no time."

by 0ptimistic December 3, 2009

Suspicious Package

An abnormality of the male genitalia.

Suspicious Package? Forget the bomb squad—call a urologist!

by Ichabod Ezechiel October 30, 2010