by surge March 10, 2003
1)A word that was produced after Karl Rove ejaculated on a focus group.
2)Code word from Newscaster. When spoken it is a signal that means "This newscast has no ability to offer you anything but already chewed vomit. Please find another news source if you want to find out what's going on. You are looking at an image that bears no resemblance to any shred of honesty of moral conscience. Look away, look away!"
3)A juicy sounding word that distracts from more boring words like "Effective self-governance," "Competent War and Crisis Management," "Stemming of obsene corruption by friends of the administration," "incompetence," "Hey! We have no idea what were doing, and still our bank accounts are growing! Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah! Look over here! Can't see us through the smoke screen of great words like 'surge' 'war on terror' 'mushroom cloud' 'georgie's Mushroom cap'."
2)Code word from Newscaster. When spoken it is a signal that means "This newscast has no ability to offer you anything but already chewed vomit. Please find another news source if you want to find out what's going on. You are looking at an image that bears no resemblance to any shred of honesty of moral conscience. Look away, look away!"
3)A juicy sounding word that distracts from more boring words like "Effective self-governance," "Competent War and Crisis Management," "Stemming of obsene corruption by friends of the administration," "incompetence," "Hey! We have no idea what were doing, and still our bank accounts are growing! Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah! Look over here! Can't see us through the smoke screen of great words like 'surge' 'war on terror' 'mushroom cloud' 'georgie's Mushroom cap'."
1)"Whoa!" cried the group as they were covered with Rovejuice. "That was some surge!" panted KR as he swabbed his member with a damp cloth. "How does that grab ya?"
The dials all rotated to quickly to the right, so that they might escape this madman.
2)Tim Russert asked the panel on "Meet the Press" how the surge was going. This was his cue for us Russert fans to turn to Emeril on the "Food Channel," a show where Russert was co-producer.
3)The bandits had Jimmy and I at gunpoint, but Jimmy thought quick. "Surge!" he yelled, pointing at the door. The gunmen looked over, and we knocked the guns from their hands. By the time the police arrived, it was all over but the shouting.
The dials all rotated to quickly to the right, so that they might escape this madman.
2)Tim Russert asked the panel on "Meet the Press" how the surge was going. This was his cue for us Russert fans to turn to Emeril on the "Food Channel," a show where Russert was co-producer.
3)The bandits had Jimmy and I at gunpoint, but Jimmy thought quick. "Surge!" he yelled, pointing at the door. The gunmen looked over, and we knocked the guns from their hands. By the time the police arrived, it was all over but the shouting.
by Wisk February 5, 2008
"Oh man, there was a hardcore surge in Chemistry today and Blake and Jordan were fist pumping like crazy! I wish I was cool enough to party like that!"
by MACCRAAANNE May 13, 2010
when a terminally ill patient gets a sudden burst of energy before dying
essentially getting better before getting worse
essentially getting better before getting worse
by myurbandictionarycom August 18, 2021
1. A political euphemism for "escalation," itself a Vietnam-era euphemism for committing more troops to a failing military conflict. Term used by the G. W. Bush administration to disguise its lack of a coherent military strategy in Iraq and stop the public from realizing that American lives are being wasted by a whining frat-boy psychopath and a gang of brain-dead neo-con draft dodgers.
2. Any desperate last-minute manuever used to stave off inevitable disaster.
2. Any desperate last-minute manuever used to stave off inevitable disaster.
1. "Hey, the surge is working! I know, because the guy who sold me my bullet-proof vest told me so!"
2. "Dude, your dashboard is lit up like a Christmas tree."
"Hang on, homey, it's time for a surge."
2. "Dude, your dashboard is lit up like a Christmas tree."
"Hang on, homey, it's time for a surge."
by Max Debord April 15, 2007
by Zoddex October 25, 2007
Donkeys are well known to surge while engaging in vicious booty-sex threesomes.
Zombies came into existence as a result of surging between Nyan Cat and Boris Yeltsin's carcass.
Adolf Hitler started his front on the Jewish people in response to witnessing an old bearded Jewish man engage in surging with a dog with venereal disease.
I love to surge with my girlfriend while we listen to Maroon 5's "Moves Like Jagger".
Zombies came into existence as a result of surging between Nyan Cat and Boris Yeltsin's carcass.
Adolf Hitler started his front on the Jewish people in response to witnessing an old bearded Jewish man engage in surging with a dog with venereal disease.
I love to surge with my girlfriend while we listen to Maroon 5's "Moves Like Jagger".
by LoverLikeJagger February 27, 2012