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super soaker

The mother of all water pistols. Super soakers were the first pressurised toy water guns on the market and first appeared in the early 90's. early models included the SS50 and SS100. originaly made by larami now made by hasbro. the most powerful model ever was the CPS 2000 which was supposedly withdrawn from sale after someone lost an eye
if you don't watch out all blow your eye out with my CPS 2000

Super soaker

Super soaker refers to when someone pees their bed, completely soaking their bed mattress.
The Mother: Last night little Suzie peed her pants while sleeping and the pee destroyed the mattress! There was urine leaking from underneath the mattress when she was through with it.

The Father: Eww!! That's one disgusting super soaker.
Super soaker by ZCMC April 1, 2009

super soaker

When having sex, you pull out right before you ejaculate. Take a water gun and jizz inside of it. Then squirt it all over your girl and scream like the kids in the super soaker commercials.
"My girl wanted a super soaker last night, I had to use the water gun from your bedroom." "Fuck you."

Super Soaker

When a porn star has an orgasm and squirts so hard it looks like it's coming out of a super soaker
Jenna Haze was being fucked and suddleny BAM super soaker all over the camera man
Super Soaker by Jay_theman September 14, 2007

super soaker

A really big wet dream. Not just big either...super big. The type of thing you brag about to everyone you know.
Jimmy: "Hey mom, guess what! I had a super soaker last night, I woke up with a giant cum-beard and my belly was wet. I can't wait to tell everyone!"

Super Soaker

when one has an extremely loose bowel movement it sprays out like a super soaker
cor look at fash on the beach! he's been caught short and had nowhere to go in a hurry so he's just fired a super soaker all over the beach
Super Soaker by davethejag March 23, 2009