A professional stuntman and wrestler who many regard as “the second coming of Jesus Christ”. Through entirely real and emotionally raw stunts, Super Humman pays for the sins of mankind. Super Humman’s pain gives us strength, as he loves us all. He is the son of god. He is also a genius, and a warrior poet.
Super Humman is the second coming of Jesus Christ our saviour. On judgement day, Super Humman will be there to pay for the sins of humanity by jumping shirtless from a plank and landing onto a lunchroom microwave.
by thanksyourwelcome October 30, 2019
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by Nicky Dicky April 21, 2008
Get the One Super Human Partymansleaze mug.Much like the Arch of the Covinent, the super human satchle contains power which the human race cannot comprehend...
by Devon-Ryan-Tim January 30, 2007
Get the super human satchle mug.Everyone has habits and traits that might tell us we are somewhat flawed beings. Then, we should remind each other that weaknesses are tied to personhood, that they don’t hold us back on reaching superhuman excellence.
John: Sorry, I guess I’m just too stupid.
Me: Yo John, don’t talk like that. You are Superhuman Perfection Personified.
Me: Yo John, don’t talk like that. You are Superhuman Perfection Personified.
by AWave September 28, 2020
Get the Superhuman Perfection Personified mug.The ability to have a better night sleep without sleeping more than usual.
This superpower gives you the ability to get a better night sleep without having to sleep any more. The process by which this superpower works is by replacing 80% of stage N2 sleep with slow-wave sleep and REM sleep (50% REM sleep, 50% slow-wave sleep). Enjoy! Good sleep has many great benefits. Have a better night sleep! Be well rested. Enjoy all the benefits of good sleep. Abusing this superpower by intentionally sleeping less than usual can have deadly consequences.
This superpower gives you the ability to get a better night sleep without having to sleep any more. The process by which this superpower works is by replacing 80% of stage N2 sleep with slow-wave sleep and REM sleep (50% REM sleep, 50% slow-wave sleep). Enjoy! Good sleep has many great benefits. Have a better night sleep! Be well rested. Enjoy all the benefits of good sleep. Abusing this superpower by intentionally sleeping less than usual can have deadly consequences.
Person 1: I always feel tired during the day!
Person 2: Me too!
Superhuman: I give you two the ability to have a better night sleep!
-3 days later.-
Person 1: I feel great!
Person 2: Me too! Superhuman Sleep is awesome!
Person 2: Me too!
Superhuman: I give you two the ability to have a better night sleep!
-3 days later.-
Person 1: I feel great!
Person 2: Me too! Superhuman Sleep is awesome!
by HawaiianPunch1 March 8, 2011
Get the Superhuman Sleep mug.When a wrestler, usually a babyface, no-sells his opponent's offense, usually after several minutes of being dominated. This tactic usually sets up the finish and victory by the face wrestler. The most well known example of this Hulk Hogan and recently John Cena.
"Three RKO's! That's gotta be it!"
"No way, man. Here he comes with that superhuman comeback."
"FUCK!"
"No way, man. Here he comes with that superhuman comeback."
"FUCK!"
by punkasswalrus December 10, 2009
Get the Superhuman comeback mug.Superhuman strength is the ability to perform feats of physical strength beyond that which is possible for even the strongest of humans or animals to achieve.
Superman can bend steel in his bare hands, do the work of several laborers in half the time, lift army tanks, shatter diamonds, smash through steel doors, leap the tallest of building in a single bound, and hurl planets out of orbit with his superhuman strength.
Vampires can lift dump trucks with ease with their superhuman strength.
Angels can lift a grown man off the ground and throw him across a room with their superhuman strength.
Vampires can lift dump trucks with ease with their superhuman strength.
Angels can lift a grown man off the ground and throw him across a room with their superhuman strength.
by Cainman September 9, 2013
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