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the day the sun shines out of my dick 

an eccentric saying of non belief.
Zack: hey bro, derek and mary are going out now!
Thomas: yeah, i'll believe that the day the sun shines out of my dick.

arabian sun goggles on a windy day 

A man puts his sac on a girl's face, a nut in each eye, and lets one rip right into her mouth.
Mozart Sat on Queen Victoria's face, and promptly farted one of his symphonies into her mouth. Victoria didn't like her Arabian sun goggles on a windy day adventure.

Sun.drenched.days 

The definition of awesome 11/10 perfection *mwah*
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Sun.drenched.days is lovely asf
sun.drenched.days by nails4breakfast September 5, 2021

sun.drenched.days 

Radical force of nature
Sun.drenched.days is the lovely-est
sun.drenched.days by nails4breakfast September 5, 2021

sun.drenched.days 

sun.drenched.days is also a good mutual of mine 😩