Sumo Squat 

To squat down like a sumo wrestler to separate your sweaty ball sack from your thighs, after sitting with your legs closed for a long period of time.

Marty - Man, after driving for hours my balls got stuck to my thighs causing me to "sumo squat".

Anthony - LOLOLOLOL!

An Example of a Sumo Squat:

Sumo Squat by Teh Asian One September 18, 2009

sumo spread 

The act of lifting one buttcheek off of the toilet seat, spreading it, and setting it down, to aid in the passage of a large piece of feces. More often than not, both buttcheeks need to be done.

Guy A: Dude, that crap was at least three Courics.
Guy B: You're such a liar.
Guy A: Seriously, dude, I had to give it the sumo spread.

sumo spread by rotoscopetheceiling June 25, 2008

Sumo Soup

When one person produces feces in a underwear piece and and a 2nd party commenced to wearing the deficated underwear….

Daniel and David performed a sumo soup because David couldn’t wait for the bathroom….

Sumo Soup by Crazy6310659 March 10, 2022

Sumo Stomping 

The act of removing the scrotal sack from the inner thigh hands-free during mild/humid weather. This is achieved by raising the leg (with scrotal sack adhered) out to the side and firmly stamping the foot back on the ground. The adjoined love spuds should break free to their correct dangle angle if done correctly.

I almost sat on my orbs the other day, I had to perform a sumo stomping to remove them!

Sumo Stomping by Mangers June 2, 2009

Sumo simp 

A massive simp, simping to levels man isn’t supposed to reach, an extreme level of simp or someone who will remain a simp for eternity.

Dude my boyfriend is such a sumo simp!
My ex is such a sumo simp he just won’t leave me alone!

Sumo simp by Cathrinsangel October 9, 2021

Sumo Sunrise 

The sex move Sumo Sunrise is when a women gets down on all fours and has 2 guys ram into her mouth and ass at the same time while yelling "Azukari!”

Friend 1: Yo me and the homie Will just did Sumo Sunrise on my hoe ass girlfriend

Friend 2: Ouch is she ok?

Friend 1: Yeah she fine but just wait till' we do the Monacco Melter on her

Sumo Sunrise by BigPeePeePooPoo January 5, 2021

sumo sexing

Two people over two hundred fifty pounds attempting to have sex.

Jim: Did you hear about the porno tape the people off of the Biggest Loser made?

Bob: Yeah it was total sumo sexing!

sumo sexing by Bored teens June 23, 2010