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Summer Teich

Summer is the prettiest girl you'll ever meet. Summer is also nice, smart, caring, joyful, and much more. Summer doesn't let anyone ruin her good mood no matter how mean they are. People don't always recognize inner beauty but if you don't know what it looks like you should meet Summer. Not only does Summer have inner beauty, but she also has outer beauty.
Stefen: Klaus, who's that girl over there, she looks so nice and pretty
Klaus: I don't know who that is but your right. I'll ask Derek maybe he knows. Derek, do you know who that girl is?
Derek: Haven't you guys heard, that's Summer Teich, she brings out people's inner beauty because she has so much of her own to share.
Milton/MG: Yeah guys, I've heard of her and I am gonna go say hello.
Klaus, Derek, Stefen: not before I do.
Summer Teich by Summer Teich April 24, 2020
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Summer Teich

Summer is the prettiest girl in the world. If you ever saw her at a party all of the guys would fight over her. Everyone loves and cherishes her. When someone see's Summer they automatically want to be her friend. You're feeling sad, go to Summer. You think you look bad, go to Summer, she'll be honest. Summer is a very pretty girl but the guys that like her don't live near her, and the guys that she likes don't like her. But still, Summer wakes up every morning with a big smile on her face, ready to get through another day.
Niklaus Mikaelson - Woah, Stefan who is that girl!
Stefan Salvatore - That's Summer Teich haven't you heard of her, she's the prettiest girl in the world.
Kol Mikaelson - I wanna marry that girl

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026