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Summer Reading

Summer reading is when your teachers at your school assign a shitty book to read, that will last the whole summer. And half the kids ever bother to read, because they are bussy getting drunk or jacking off, except the nerdy kids. And by time the kids get back to school, there is always a essay or test about the book. And the honors classes had it worst! They must complete a whole project! (I can't!).
Teacher: your summer reading assignment is to read every single page of Paper Towns.

Student: *reads one chapter* this book is butt ass!

(New semester)

Teacher: pop test on the book you should have read. Will cout as 50% as your final grade.
Summer Reading by Aihc August 30, 2013
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summer reading

The prickiest thing teachers could come up with, usually blown off until the last minute because kids shouldnt be forced to read.
We give you this summer reading to make you smarter.

Fuck that! I'll learn in school, and save summer for NOT learning.

Summer reading

A horrible thing that teachers inflict upon us to make summer bad.
my teacher assigned us summer reading... and now i cant go anywhere!
Summer reading by skydnee July 4, 2008

Summer reading

When your significant other says they are going to do there summer reading and they are actually fucking some other bitch
My boyfriend is doing his summer reading

My girlfriend loves doing summer reading
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