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Summer's Best Two Weeks 

Only the greatest summer camp in summer camp EVER!!! At this awesome place, people learn that becoming closer to Jesus Christ isn't stupid and he can help you get through a lot. You meet some of the coolest people there who you probably will be friends with until the day you die. The best part of this camp is the competition. The destinations are either Lake Gloria (the best) or the Que (ehh...good). Campers are either Red Hot Romans or Cool Blue Galatians. The Romans and Galatians compete in various meets and daily competitions to learn more about glorifying God. The most important thing that campers should live on fully is the "I'm Third" Motto:
1.) God First
2.) Others Second
3.) I'm Third
Through this, they learn how to love their neighbor on the other team and learn how to live like Jesus would want them to. Also, this camp is known for its amazingly fun activities including the water park, the blob, the zipline, water slide, water skiing, canoeing, the summit...and so on.

Summer's Best Two Weeks: Living out the "I'm Third" motto since 1966. :)
(after competition)

Roman: Hey nice hustling! You did an awesome job and had some pretty nice goals!!!

Galatian: Thanks!!! But your encouragement for everyone was just through the roof!!!

Roman: Aww thanks!!! Want to be my zip-line partner?

Galatian: Is that even a question?! That's my favorite part of Summer's Best Two Weeks!!!
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Summer's Best Two Weeks 

The best co-ed christian sports camp ever. Located in the heart of pennsylvania, on either Lake Gloria or the preferred Quemahoning Reservoir (better). There are ongoing competitions between the two rival teams, the red hott romans and the cool blue galatians. The consolers, AKA the Corinthians, ref everything. Enjoy the dining hall singing, the Trips (the biking trip results in manyyy bruises), activities such as basketball, soccer, track, archery, swimming, dance, zip-lining, rock climbing and repelling, art, water slide, boating, the aqua tramp, and best yet, THE BLOB! Team campfires are always the best topsecret meetings, getting decked out in red or blue and going to the respective meeting area. Its always of the most suspense at the end of the term when the team captains from the Romans and Galatians tear open the package containing the red or blue flag distinguishing the winner. Though purpling is prohibited, it does not stop boy crazy girls from the older cabins to find young love. In past years girls at Term 2 residing along the Que have fallen for the Galatian Captain, the camps true heartbreaker, or one of the young fellows on the kitchen crew. After two weeks of work, spiritual growth, and most of all love, it is next to impossible to leave the camp.
Lost Soul: Hey dude, I've got nothing to do this summer. Know of any awesome, crazy, up-beat, intense, competitive, and over all amazing place I could go to??

Dude(Roman Captain): Yes you poor lost soul. Let me be the Good Samaritan. I will take you to Summer's Best Two Weeks, where you will have the time of your life. In fact, I will be even happier to ensure for you that you go to Term 2 at the Que, and even better, I'll throw in the fact that YOU can be a Red Hot Roman! So go "Al Veera Vyra Voom" to your suitcase and pack all your red!

Lost Soul That's Not So Lost Anymore: Thank you, you have shown me the light!

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Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
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