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Suffolk University

Rich smalltowners
This accounts for a majority of the students. Rich kids that lived in small towns in Connecticut mass or RI, whom always had dreams of validating themselves by moving to a city. They play their stereotypes and fashion statements to a t, understanding they got all of their influence on how to live from MTV. Like the foreign kids they have no appreciation for anything, including their education. Many of them try to act like they have some kind of financial concerns but they are lying. They are really boring judgmental and suck at life.
Didn’t make it to emerson
Group of artsy failed hipsters who couldn’t get into emerson. Generally move to Cambridge or allston and try to latch on to the hipster scene of other schools.

Minorities and nerds.
The minorities are blatantly ignored, but seem to do okay forming sub groups. They take advantage of all suffolks unused resources, because everyone else is too snooty to do so.

The nerds are funny “SGA” student government. It’s a mystery why they would invest themselves so much into school, yet go to one of the worst schools. They work hard and are intelligent but are looney and socially inept which is probably why they couldn’t reason well on their SAT’s.

Most Suffolk students, either claim of transferring, or complain about what a Suffolk degree will do for them.
Suffolk university
mary- i have so much money on my meal plan, ive only used it to pay for overpriced-mixers on Friday nights
kate- yeah the food is alot better and less expensive right next door to the cafe

mary- i know, i had to buy a meal plan, but who cares its my parents money.

tim- im bout to buy a bottle can u throw down?
kevin- nah dude u know me, broke college student (new macbook pro in his lap, expensive fitted with matching shoes, spent 25 bucks on dinner at some surrounding restaurant)
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The school itself does the bare minimum to ensure there is no revolt or questioning of their “tax audited” ponzi scheme.” The president makes 2.2 million dollars “second highest paid president of any institution” but gets away with it because, the rich kids don’t care, they get what they pay for,( a place where country club parents can tell people their kids go) The kids who would care can’t challenge them because they have scholarships (they keep the enrollment GPA up as well)

Suffolks social life is non-existent, no parties in the dorms. And the surrounding apartments can’t throw parties because cops will be called, SPD has some weird jurisdiction over the surrounding area. Kids are anti-social in class, hoping that everyone is under the illusion that they are going to some cool party that weekend.
Suffolk university
tim- im bout to buy a bottle can u throw down?

kevin- nah dude u know me, broke college student (new macbook pro in his lap, expensive fitted with matching shoes, spent 25 bucks on dinner at some surrounding restaurant)

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026