1) The moment when the shit hits the fan
2) an EXTREMELY bad situation

ALSO see: lame, shitty, messed up, gay, fuck
Chick 1- "So, i was invited to this so-called 'huge' party & i was told to invite my friends... Well- i invited over 200 of them-- only to find out that i had to un-invite them ALL cuz the 'huge' party was supposed to be 'manageable'..."
Chick 2- "OMG! EPIC SUCKAGE!!!"
2)Professional bum- "The suckage of being laid off, being ripped off on my 'sweet deal' ride, having to pay for my own non-insured surgery and hearing from the bank that i've been scammed all added up to my epiphany that I'm gunna become welfare-dependent street-corner bum!!!"
by 3R!C@ January 24, 2009
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the act of giving/receiving felatio, getting head
"she gives some fire suckage"

"Can i get some suckage tonight?"
by rybiggs May 05, 2011
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When your life sucks. You turn into an absolute hater. Therefore you dedicate your life to spreading suckage, because your life sucks
"i gotta hate cuz my life sucks too much lately

gotta spread the suckage" - Ryan Hsiung
by cindlesx March 22, 2010
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A word Cole Landini likes to say when his friends mess up.
by Imagine suckage December 22, 2020
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