1)
Chick 1- "So, i was invited to this so-called 'huge' party & i was told to invite my friends... Well- i invited over 200 of them-- only to find out that i had to un-invite them ALL cuz the 'huge' party was supposed to be 'manageable'..."
Chick 2- "OMG! EPIC SUCKAGE!!!"
2)Professional bum- "The suckage of being laid off, being ripped off on my 'sweet deal' ride, having to pay for my own non-insured surgery and hearing from the bank that i've been scammed all added up to my epiphany that I'm gunna become welfare-dependent street-corner bum!!!"

"she gives some fire suckage"

"Can i get some suckage tonight?"

joo = suckage

"i gotta hate cuz my life sucks too much lately

gotta spread the suckage" - Ryan Hsiung

Come on baby, gimme some suckage

Sorry I missed that save, IMAGINE SUCKAGE