Adjective

1. When you and a friend are both having "Sucky" days and are not together to endure the "Suck".

2. Being in the same room or ajacent to another person getting a blow job and climaxing at the same time.
1. Person 1: "I just shit my pants in front of everyone at work"

Person 2: "Same dude! This sucks!"

Person 1: "Looks like another day of parallel suckage!"

Person 2: "Seems like it! Brb need to go change."

2. Person 1: "Yo dude you getting dick sucked?"

Person 2: "Yeah man, this is the best head I've had in years!"

Person 1: "Nice!"
by SilverTortilla December 1, 2018
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1. Able to be sucked.

2. Poor or bad. Informal synonym for sucked.
1. Ex: His lips were suckagable .
2. Ex: This day seem dreary and suckagable
by Yasquand December 8, 2016
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The suction power behind a woman's mouth and throat when giving head.
"My girlfriend had some supreme suckage last night when she was topping me off"
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A word Cole Landini likes to say when his friends mess up.
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