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suck my fuck 

A unisex phrase in lieu of "suck my dick", or "suck my balls". Now women and men alike can just say, "suck my fuck".
Girl: I hate you. You're so immature.
Boy: Suck my fuck. -leaves-
suck my fuck by YodRicA March 26, 2014
Words you can keep

Suck My Fuck 

A line in the Attila song "About That Life"
"I had diamonds but I threw them away cause I don't give a fuck
SUCK MY FUCK
She rides my dick like it's a merry go round
And I just bust my nut on her"
Suck My Fuck by Motionlless September 6, 2015

suck my fuck 

To deny a request from someone.
Can be used in the same way as the phrase, “eat my ass”, “suck my dick!”
WESTERN AUSTRALIA PREMIER: “all citizens will need to provide proof of third vaccination to be able to return to work.”

ME: “…suck my fuck”
suck my fuck by blue bic June 1, 2022

TAKE A SWEET SUCK ON THE SOUR SIDE OF MY FUCK STICK 

A statement of contempt aimed at a highly loathed individual.

suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick! 

A term of multiple uses from sarcasm to passion.

In the heat of dirty sticky love one might say... Hey suck the snottie end of my fuck stick!

In a moment of anger suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick! Bitch!
As I left the room in anger I yelled suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick!

CALEB BITCH SUCK MY DICK BITCH STUPID BITCH TWO PLUS TWO ANINT KNOW WUT THE FUCK IT IS BITCH 

CALEB BITCH SUCK MY DICK BITCH STUPID BITCH TWO PLUS TWO ANINT KNOW WUT THE FUCK IT IS BITCH
CALEB BITCH SUCK MY DICK BITCH STUPID BITCH TWO PLUS TWO ANINT KNOW WUT THE FUCK IT IS BITCH

Fuck you and suck my dick! 

A useful proverb for ending any kind of relationship, usually the workplace but can be any social situations. Almost always involves two people but could apply to a group.

While it may imply that you want to fuck the other person and have them suck your penis, its real meaning is that you want them to go away.
"You are a really nice person and such a good employee."

- Fuck you and suck my dick!

We'd like to invite you to our Christian fellowship meeting.

- Fuck you and suck my dick!

I'm the President of the United States. You're just a lightweight!

- Fuck you and suck my dick!
Fuck you and suck my dick! by de-pube September 28, 2022
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