Suck my dick

What you say to people when you have the desire for a blowjob. Also what to say to people who piss you off and that you hate when they get on your nerves and attack you.

Fuck you, commie bastard. Suck my Dick!

A Submitted joke: From "Suck My Dick"
Your so stupid that you needed directions when you jumped off the Sears Tower.

by Suck My Dick November 30, 2004

suck a dick bitch

When you ask a girl nicely to suck your dick.

A reply that is used when someone offends you.

Hey you bitch! Suck a dick bitch!

Suck an alien dick bitch!

Suck my dick, you stupid bitch!

by SAADB July 4, 2014

suck today's dick

Feeling motivation even though the day might suck. ;)

I think pineapple express already did that. But when I wake up and say "time to suck today's dick" I mean "let's do this" good or bad.

by bdlyandhadlock June 14, 2017

Suck Today's Dick

A term used to describe one's lack of motivation to commence the events of the day.

"Well, I guess it's time to suck today's dick! Catch you later."

by Cory Lendon August 6, 2008

suck my dick

A less time consuming way of saying, "GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKER!!!!", when you are less than pleased with them.

Person #1 says: "Hey asshole, you owe me some fucking money!!!"
Person #2 responds: "You ain't gettin it, so SUCK MY DICK."

by Streaks August 7, 2006

Suck My Dick

Pretty much You have been commanded from a man to give you a blow job.

Suck my dick bitch, I want it deep throat

by Street 69 Freak(Kiwi) February 15, 2005

That sucks donkey dick

It sucks in a big way.

I lost my job. Jeez man that sucks donkey dick.

by nicole_luvz_cox January 12, 2011