submitting to the Dierks Side 

When one reverts to their college behavior after a couple years in the real world. Especially if your college behavior involved being a whore mongering drunk.

Dude, Craig was real drunk last night. I think he was submitting to the Dierks Side.

submitting to the Dierks Side by Swanagram February 19, 2010

subposting 

Subposting is sort of like subtweeting but on any platform of social media. Most people subpost with the intention of secretly talking about or referencing (typically a person) that they are angry or annoyed at without directly naming or tagging said person(s). Sometimes subposting can be in a positive manner but usually not as it is an activity usually used by passive-aggressive people.

I was subposting about Monica on Instagram after she was gossiping about me behind my back.

subposting by random66811 September 3, 2017

Subsistentialism 

The philosophical approach emphasizing the ontological relationship between an existentialist and his personal-use crops.

"Johnny won't share any of his bell peppers; he's into subsistentialism."

Subsistentialism by Aristotle-FuckYeah October 1, 2009

submitting my package 

Though used primarily in the academic and government setting to describe the process of assembling required documents and forms to apply for certain positions, this term was originally coined as a more euphemistic means to describe sexual congress.

"If time allows later this evening I'll be submitting my package to Jodie."

submitting my package by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabidoo May 1, 2014

subciting 

1. A cruel and unusual punishment for masochistic first-year law students interested in furthering their competitive instincts in another academic venue.

2. The method by which egomaniacal law professors can get away with lazy academic work and/or inattention to detail.

Law reviews and student law journals feast on first-years willing to put in the requisite hours to subcite. Subciting entails verifying both the technical and substantive aspects of citations.

subciting by Harvard Law Man October 3, 2004

Submitting 

When you are in the process of submitting something.
I am submitting this definition.

Jon: What are you doing???

Bryan: I am submitting this definition to Urban Dictionary. What does it look like I'm doing???

Jon: It looks like you're looking up dirty words on Urban Dictionary.

Bryan: .........

Submitting by The Submitter Person Thingabob August 22, 2010

subsistence farting 

When someone farts just enough for only the farter to smell it, and no one else.

Similar to subsistence farming, but related to passing gas and not raising crops.

Person A: *frrt*

Person B: Did you just fart? Why don't I smell it?

Person A: I guess only I can smell it.

Person B: Thank you for subsistence farting!

subsistence farting by tinkarink December 12, 2021