Submersible 

When you eat a sandwich in the shower with the water running and it just starts making the bread soggy, but effectively ridding of the crumbs as well

Person 1: What if we just had a submersible together? You know, to celebrate good times?
Person 2: No way. That is a waste of perfectly good bread.

Submersible by soggyjohn367 March 19, 2020

Titanic submersible

Off brand Xbox controller activated death box in a tin can for rich people.

As if there hasn't been enough people dying from the titanic.

Also look up "titanic submersible memes" they are hilarious

Wanna go die in a titanic submersible?

Titanic submersible by kw13cheer June 22, 2023

2023 Titan submersible incident 

On 18 June 2023, Titan, a submersible operated by OceanGate, disappeared in international waters in the North Atlantic Ocean, approximately 400 nautical miles (740 km) off the coast of Newfoundland, Canada. The submersible, carrying five people, which includes Stockton Rush (CEO of OceanGate), Shahzada Dawood, Suleman Dawood, Hamish Harding, and Paul-Henri Nargeole was part of a tourist expedition to observe the wreck of the Titanic. Communication with Titan was lost 1 hour and 45 minutes into its dive to the wreck site. Authorities were alerted when it failed to resurface at the scheduled time later that day.

A: "Hey bro, do you know about the incident?"
B: "What incident?"
C: "Seriously?! You don't know?! It's been all over news!"
B: "Oh! The 2023 Titan submersible incident, right?"
A: "You're right!"

2023 Titan submersible incident by aaaaaaanoooooonnnnnn June 23, 2023

Personal Submersible 

A dildo.

Janice's embarrassment found new heights when her friends burst into her apartment yelling "Happy Birthday!" only to find her alone spread eagle on the couch and right up to the finger-tips with her new personal submersible.

Personal Submersible by ebettz May 10, 2014

Blunt Penetrating Submersive Trauma 

A term commonly used among EMT's, Paramedics, and Firefighters to describe someone who has just been laid.

A term used to describe the act of having sex.

A term used to describe the a type of trauma commonly suffered by those who have just been penetrated in a sexual manner (i.e. BLUNT=penis; PENETRATING=the act of sex; SUBMERSIVE=entering someone with a blunt tipped penis or other phalic-like object; and TRAUMA=the resulting condition).

The other night, I left my girlfriend lying there on the bed, dripping wet, and suffering from blunt penetrating submersive trauma after doing her for over an hour!

Blunt Penetrating Submersive Trauma by S.J. Friedman October 13, 2005

Submergible

To plug all holes; to make watertight

Bill, Bob and Ed made Charlotte submergible

Submergible by Shane June 13, 2003