The speaking of millions of subjects in one fucking sentence. It's just too much to follow in one sentence, so it's like getting splurged on with the English language.
Note: May cause temporary paralysis as you are getting mind fucked.
Person #1 "Dude, did you know I like Birds, Computers, Cars, Phones, Boats, Planes, Condoms, Sex, Buildings, Water, Food, The Color Blue, and Air?
Person #2 "Dude, you just subjaculated all over me and my mind is now fucked."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"