singer who blew up on tiktok for the song body, everyone knows him as body boy but he is more than that. he is the nicest, kindest, bitchiest person you will ever meet. His fandom is called the Stars because he believes they are the stars not him. He is obsessed with Superbass (but doesn't even know what a barb is). He used to be obsessed with roblox until he ditched it for among us. don't mess with him in games he gets very heated and won't hesitate to yell and curse you out. he interacts with his fans a lot. he is one groupchat called the little stars. (little stars supremacy) the little stars are the most annoying people you will ever meet but he can never escape them because they won't let him.

who was that person you killed in among us they seemed nice but then cursed me out.
oh must be jordan suaste.

my friend won't play roblox with me he would rather play among us.
oh must be jordan suaste.

jordan suaste by littlestars December 7, 2020

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suasage fest

When a bunch of dudes are hanging out and there's no chicks around.

Wow, this party is a complete suasage fest, get some chicks here quick.

suasage fest by Ryan12345 May 26, 2006

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suasage jockey

homosexual

Hes a suasage jockey of the worst order. He rides the pork sword in the back door derby most nights in just a pnk shirt.

suasage jockey by Tallboy61 March 5, 2009

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suasexual

Only attracted to queen SuA, a member of a K-pop girl group, Dreamcatcher. To be honest, who can blame SuA stanS? She can sing, dance and rap, not to mention her unique visuals and her body proportion too.

“I like you.”
“Sorry, I’m a suasexual. I like SuA and SuA only. Sorry not sorry.

suasexual by stan dreamcatcher December 27, 2020

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