A description of how well a male is. Often used as a nickname for less well endowelled men
My, Richard, that is a small stumpy.
by JamesBBBB January 19, 2009
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an individual who is picked on or taken advantage of for having non functional legs or not posessing legs whatsoever.
Dick Cheney was playing foosball with Maya Angelo last week when all of a sudden Cheney's legs fell off and Maya Angelo ran off with his legs.
by Kate is bait November 21, 2004
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Stumpy is a short, stubby, bloated man who loves food, yu-gi-oh, and the coach. They typically tell stories or fables that or fiction all of the time.
i called my friend a stumpy because he never got any pussy and always was watching t.v.
by tgb yhn March 4, 2006
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A stumpy is a homosexual teenage boy, with a stumpy thumb and a choid. Goes with the crowd, and never has any ideas of their own
by SMITH November 8, 2004
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someone with a flat face, looks like they've been hit in the face with a tree stump
little boy : mummy look at that girl over there
mum: yes son shes stumpy
by DinkyDizzy May 21, 2005
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a boob that is significantly smaller than the other one
your left boob looks like a stumpy!
by yo momms February 8, 2010
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