stuff the turkey

A maneuver used by males suffering from limp dick syndrome, usually caused by too much illegal drug use. Stuffing the turkey is to weasle an otherwise useless limp penis into the vagina of a female which will result in a fully erect, useable penis.

After 10 ectasy pills and 2 grams of cocaine Eric had no option but to stuff the turkey.

"Man I was so high last night I thought I was going to be shooting pool with a piece of string, but after stuffing the turkey everything worked out great!"

by The Whisker Biscuit Basher July 27, 2005

Stuff The Turkey

To cum repetitively inside the rear cavity of a partner until it is completely full with cum. To fill them anally.

Darlene Gal: First I'll stuff our Thanksgiving Turkey in the kitchen, then you can stuff my turkey in the kitchen too.
Phillip Ta Gal: Oh, I'll Stuff The Turkey alright, 100% organic and healthy too.

by G.M.H. June 2, 2009

stuff my turkey

Stuff my turkey is the correct way of saying fuck my ass or put it in my butt. Usually this term is only used on thanksgiving. Gobble gobble gobble!

Hey baby when your done stuffing your face why dont you come here and stuff my turkey

by whitechyna32 February 29, 2016

Re-Stuff the turkey

When a girl is trying to take a shit after eating thanksgiving and you stick your dick into her, pushing it back in

“Hey Chris, my girl was wanting to be freaky last night after thanksgiving, so we decided to go and re-stuff the turkey

by Blueface69 October 21, 2019

Stuff the turkey

It’s when a guy cums on his hand and proceeds to shove it up her vagina like a stuffing a turkey.

Brad: “Did you stuff the turkey?”

You: “Ya bro, I stuffed her good.”

by MachineKiller January 16, 2020

Stuff the Turkey

When a person sticks their dick in a turkey and uses the juices as a replacement for lubricant.

“Yea I ran out of lube yesterday so I had to stuff the turkey!”

by Grapefruit Style November 10, 2017