Stucco

The act of using male and female excrement's to artificially bind one's tongue to the inside of a woman's anus.

Yea we can do mercenary... Or we can stucco.

by CornHollio October 06, 2010

stucco

a loose bowel movement that is less watery than diarhea, the consistency of wet stucco.

dude, i just stuccoed the bowl, dont go in there

by sick December 15, 2003

Art Stucco

Art Stucco is a type of 21st century architecture defined by its blandness, commonly used in mid-rise residential buildings built using wood frames and stucco finishes.

I just rented a 1-bedroom apartment for an insane amount of money in the new greige Art Stucco building on Main Street.

by macuumizer March 19, 2017

Stucco Arse

An individual whose life revolves around the the creation of plaster and plasterboard products. This may be an employee of a plaster related manufacturer, or merely a lover of building products or building activities.

Stuart: "Hey, i think i'll work late, so that more plasterboard will be available to the world."

cowp: "No way, don't you have a life or something, you stucco arse."

by Msyrinx May 23, 2007

stucco monkey

A Mexican or southwest Native American

I couldn’t drive anywhere in New Mexico with all the stucco monkeys on the road.

by headk400 April 13, 2022

Stucco

Wolfey in the house 🐺 🔥🤘

To announce the presence stucco

by Usman1231 November 11, 2022

Stucco

A house(2000s or newer) that is designed by crackheads and will not last for more than 50 years. The house has fake concrete plastered on the house to make it look sturdy when the wood is almost paper-thin. Instead of nails, the house has staple plates(when you use a very thin metal and staples to hold the wood) so when the house catches on fire, the house will fall in on itself. This is designed to put profit over safety and longevity.

Steve - There is this new neighborhood, all the houses look nice!
Mark - Yeah but they are Stucco.

Steve. Oh. Never mind.

by firstworldproblemidentifier January 05, 2024