A Mud Straw is a dildo covered in poop. The straw is a reference to a scarecrow and the mud is a reference to poop.
Damn it girl, I'm sick and tired of coming home from work and finding your mud straw in the kitchen sink every damn day.
by Ranchgirls December 25, 2020
When taking a dump and your is giving you head similar to a Blumpkin but you drop a big one and the splash hits her in the face
by JoSco July 7, 2015