Strangle the Dangle Share definition Flag Quite literally, masterbation. Also known as choking the chicken, whackin off, firing off knuckle children, etc. Brb, I'm gonna go strangle the dangle. Strangle the Dangle by DaBigs11 July 8, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Strangle the Dangle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch