straight goods

Used (usually) by heterosexual (mostly chauvenist) males when describing relatively easy sex or easy females. In other words, there is/was little, or no, effort (such as dinner, movie, time, money, favors, etc.) to receive sex whether regularly, or on a date, etc.

I love having Lana on the side. She's low maintenance and delivers the straight goods. No need for dinner, expenses and all that stuff, we just do it right away and that's it.

straight goods by PuZZleR September 15, 2005

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straight goods

Can be used in a variety of ways with similiar meanings to: sick, hype and ill

agreement: that's straight goods yo

happiness: i love u man, ur straight goods to me

disgust: Sanchez thats friggin straight goods, you dirty shiz! what the hells wrong with you my man?

straight goods by Razmatazz February 2, 2005

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Straight Goods

Street clothing brand based in Toronto

Random hoe: What are you wearing, I love it?
You: Straight Goods, hoe.

Random hoe: Oh, that place from the 6iX?
You: Don't ever call it the 6iX. HOE

Straight Goods by PaceisCOOL January 8, 2017

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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