Skip to main content

Story Teller 

A person who gathers bits and pieces of people's life stories and fills the often large gaps with his own stupid imagination and tends to fabricate a highly incorrect and false reflection of the truth. A person who can't tell the truth and lives in a fantasy world with no resemblance to reality. Frequently plagued my mental instabilities and psychological dysfunction. Perhaps even prone to suffering a personality disorder.
Nick is a big time story teller. I wouldn't trust a word he says.
Story Teller by sericesmb16 January 21, 2015
Urban Dictionary Merch

Story Teller 

A socialy akward person who only gains friends by making fictional ridiculous stories about "how they got hurt this" or how "unlucky they are since they did that", and have no other way of making humor nor actually starting a conversation with the person they want to become friends with.
kelvin: In may when the teacher handed us our sheets with cornell note listings I didnt look at the dates and did all of them in 3 days I was so stressed.
Elias:Oh wow thats funny
Alex: *sigh
*Kelvin walks away
Elias: Im starting to think kelvin ACTUALLY IS funny
Alex: Yeah, Im in science class with him, he did no such work and...I dont even think the teacher handed out a cornell sheet in may, what a fucking story teller.
Alex: Hes never gonna succeed in life
Elias: I know right
Story Teller by Boyfriendizeree September 19, 2014

Story Teller 

A person who from time to time tells exaggerated and false information, or lies constantly for attention and gratification.
Person A: Dude, did you know you can mine bitcoin, like literally mine it from the ground.

Person B: Fucking story teller.
Story Teller by LycKonG June 10, 2018

Story Teller 

A man who lies about loosing his virginity when he was 10 and lies about getting stabbed in the shoulder.
Your dad didn't create Marsoc you Story Teller!
Story Teller by AirsoftNation.org January 5, 2015

Delusional story teller 

When you tell a story but the other person forgot the details and claims it never happened. You then become animated trying to make them remember you start to look insane.
You used to bring me flowers when we first started dating remember? Oh because you forgot now I sound like a Delusional Story Teller right?!

Whispering Story Teller 

A whispering story teller is someone who tells you a story and then whispers when they say a talking part.
Storyteller: I was at the bar yesterday and I saw Rich, I was like *Whisper* Rich Rich wassup.

Guy: Dude, your such a whispering story teller!

Storyteller 

(noun) A fucking liar. Not a simple confirm/deny liar, but the type of liar who creates absolute fabricated fiction
Betsy was a storyteller. Her man, Nick, wasn't hip to this fact yet. I saw her laughing to herself after blowing yet even more smoke up his ass when he tried to get slick and asked her why she stood him up on yet another date. Poor bastard.
Storyteller by Nikki Stixx September 26, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
Next