Storm Boner

NOUN (ˈstȯrm ˈbō-nər) A storm boner occurs when a bolt of lightning or crash of thunder strikes in your close proximity causing you to become aroused by said lightning strike or thunder crash.

Sean: Is this rain ever going to stop?
Steve: Forecast said rain all week.
***THUNDER AND LIGHTNING***
Sean: Jeez, that was a good one
Steve: Ya, I know...
Sean: OH MY GOD! Steve, what the hell is that?
Steve: No worries, brah, it's just a storm boner.

Storm Boner by Baron Von Berpinfartz November 1, 2013

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Storm Boner

The uncharacteristic giddiness of meteorologists when a major weather event occurs.

With all the earthquakes and hurricane issues, all the weather people are getting storm boners...

Storm Boner by Animalvader August 30, 2011

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Storm boner

The storm boner is when a crack of thunder gives you a full blown errection and you feel the pulse of the lightning

Damn did you also get a storm boner or is it just me.

Storm boner by Bigisland April 3, 2023

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Boner Storm

When one's partner does not offer sexual relief for some time, then one night or day, begins to tease or contantly arouse the victim, causing the victim to constantly gain and lose a boner, which eventually causes small quater sized wet marks in the victim's underware.

"The girls at the club gave me a boner storm, now I need new sweat pants"

Boner Storm by Dejackamo VonRictor January 13, 2007

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Stromboner

When you see a girl that is really ugly, your boner retracts its statment.

Damn that girl was so ugly I got a Stromboner!

Stromboner by Murphy123 March 10, 2009

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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