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Stoop Statue

A stoop statue, commonly refered to as a porch monkey, is most easily defined as a black person. It is more directly used to describe just another typical nigger sitting around, doing nothing, and just abusing someone elses hard earned welfare money... did i mention its the white mans hard earned money.
If you're lookin for a good time drive through the hood and you'll find all types of funny lookin stoop statues.
Hey them southern boys aint nothing but good ol' fashon stoop statues.
by krueges7 July 6, 2008
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stool status

"How is your stool status today?"
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Hey stop! State police!

What i heard while fleeing from the police at 1 am with my brother and our friend.
"Hey stop! State police!" Nah man I think I'll pass and keep going.
by Buddy Bestie September 6, 2023
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