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Stony Brook 

a place that idolizes beer pong, dealers sell weed at .6 for 20 and is generally a waste of money, time and sanity.
I shot myself in the face halfway through my 2nd semster at StonyBrook
Stony Brook by ihatesunysb May 13, 2005

stony brook 

Welcome To The Hood

STONY BROOKYNN NIGGUH.
WHUDDUP WHUDDUP

DOUBLE-R..
whats good kid? stony brooklynn, ill catch you at 7's homie..


I RUN THIS SHIT
stony brook by Ollo April 30, 2005

Stony Brook University 

Hey you want weed? You need to be a slobbering, brain dead retarded Camel first.

Stony Brook University.

Stony Brook School 

Although the academics of the school and diversity are exponential, the drama is not. So many people are knee-deep in that shit that they don't know what its like to live life. From snotty rich kids to complete assholes, this school really has the ability to make you kill yourself.
Stony Brook School, the students here look like they died.

Stony Brook Walking 

When a college student walks right in front of a car because, hey, on campus students have the absolute right of way.
Boy: Sorry it took me so long to get here, I was driving and everyone kept Stony Brook walking in front of me.
Girl: Ugh, I hate Stony Brook walkers.
Stony Brook Walking by whatsernamex21 September 25, 2010

Stony Brook University 

Public college on Long Island. Since it's cheap and its science and engineering departments are highly ranked, especially for a public school, something like 2/3 of the students are from LI or NYC. A lot of the rest are international so bio, calculus, etc. are like 50% Asian.

Since most people live so close to campus, most of them leave Thursday night and Friday morning and don't come back until Monday morning, leaving a lot of creepy antisocial international students and hardly anyone else. There's a few cool people who actually talk to other people, and some of them even party.

It's pretty good though for people who want to become doctors or engineers though, lots of people get offers from Microsoft, Google, and GM.

So basically, a typical engineering college.
"It took me half an hour to print my final paper out because there were like a dozen nervous Bio and Chem students printing out the whole semester's powerpoints ahead of me."

"Sounds like Stony Brook University to me."
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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