stoney baloney 

The act of smoking so much mary jane everything you say is a bunch of baloney.

Not to be confused with the deli meat balogna, which is a cluster fuck of random cow/horse parts

"Man last friday I smoked a blizzy and was stoney baloney!"

stoney baloney by King John the I April 17, 2009

Stoney Baloney 

When you are too high to be true

Bro, i'm stoney baloney right now!

Stoney Baloney by StoneyGrassBurner October 16, 2022

Stoney Baloney 

When your so fuckin stoned you just gotta take a minute to realize you don't have a baloney sandwich

What the fuck man I'm stoney baloney buh didn't make that goddamn baloney sandwich

Stoney Baloney by MKD775 May 14, 2019

Stoney Baloney 

Someone who smokes so much weed that all they eat is baloney and lay in their bed with their fat ol dog

“I’m so baked they might as well call me Stoney Baloney”

Stoney Baloney by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018

Stoney Boloney 

🔥 A FAKER..Someone who is pretending to be higher than they appear to be.... They are a STONEY BOLONEY

🔥 LOOK..HE'S NOT EVEN INHALING THE JOINT.. HE'S A STONEY BOLONEY

Stoney Boloney by ClassicRonnie December 1, 2019

stone balone 

Really fucking high

I shoved the urinal cake up my asshole and was stone balone

stone balone by Johan kine April 15, 2014

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020