Stoner Catch

An unexplainable phenomenon. Stoned people seem to be able to call forth ninja reflexes to perform miraculous feats such as moving from being stuck on the couch to saving a bong from teetering off of a table. Many a stoner has been known to be able to snatch a lighter tossed to them from mid-air.

"Dude, we were moving the coffee table and forgot about the huge drink on it that we would have spilled everywhere if she hadn't leapt off the couch and saved it with her stoner catch."

by kaliskaphoenix September 12, 2011

Catch a stone

Smoke weed and get stoned.

-Did you guys catch a stone in the basement?
-yea bro deadly stone

by AegisAurora April 21, 2021

Catching fish with a stone

Something that doesn't make sense

Person 1: why is your neighbor watering her lawn during the storm?
Person 2: I dunno man, she's always catching fish with a stone.

See: stirring ducks in a bucket

by Bucketduck August 28, 2017