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stone the crows 

An old English expression, even perhaps dating back to anglo-saxon times. Used commonly in situations where an inconvience has occurred to one's self or others. Also an be used as a expletive when harm has fallen upon you. Bloody can be inserted into the phrase to further emphasise the inconvience/annoyance/pain.
"stone the crows, I've just run over the pope"

"stone the bloody crows, the pope's dead"
stone the crows by Nathaniel Jones November 7, 2003
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Stone the Crows 

Stone the crows where did you come from. Or Stone the crows the plane crashed
Stone the Crows by Byron February 7, 2004

Stone The Crows 

Expression used by an old Gypsie Hag in a dream as you are driven in a car past an old dilapidated building. Later in your early teens you lie in bed fully awake and a voice in your head says "Stone The Crows".
/VOICE INSIDE YOUR HEAD WITHOUT YOUR DIRECTION/

STONE THE CROWS!!!!

(you wonder what that was)
Stone The Crows by BorisMcHack October 28, 2004

Stone the flamin' crows

An expression of surprise or annoyance. First made famous by Ray Meagher's character Alf Stewart in the Australian soap opera Home and Away. Similar to "crikey!" or "streuth!"
Bruce: "Stone the flamin' crows, you've lost a lot of weight!"
Sheila: "Thank you.'
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026