A slang term used for giving a handjob while wearing Bugles corn snacks on your fingers (also known as "witches hands"). The act is continued until completion.
Amy: "Did you hear about what Kelly did to her new boyfriend?"
Janice: "No, what happened?"
Amy: "They were in his basement the other night and Kelly was stirring the cauldron"
Janice: "No, what happened?"
Amy: "They were in his basement the other night and Kelly was stirring the cauldron"
by droolyface December 14, 2021
Get the Stirring the Cauldron mug.a sexual act performed around halloween. Both individuals put on witches hats and begin having intercourse. The Penetrator must start over his partner, dick down into her "cauldron" and jirate in a stirring motion to create a love potion.
So there we were, stirring the cauldron to stop it from boiling over on the bed, waiting for a little trick or treat...
by Happy_Flasher October 1, 2020
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