Stirring Paint 

Taking a nice hard stab with a flesh machete into 200 lbs of healthy guts and going around the world with it. Repeatedly. Sometimes at work. Mostly because it’s convenient. We call it stirring paint because of the sound, mostly. And because it’s typically messy, especially when you pull the stirrer out.

I heard it again. They’re stirring paint in the mop closet. Again. Shameless. I wonder if it was Sherman Williams, or the cheap Sears shit.

Stirring Paint by Karl Hungus February 10, 2024

Stirring the paint 

The act of making love to a woman during that "special time" of the month.

That girl I copped off with last night, turned out she was up on blocks. Still, spot of stirring the paint never did anyone any harm. Knob looked like something off a butcher's slab afterwards, mind!

Stirring the paint by eXOBeX March 5, 2011

Stirring the paint 

Have sex with a girl on her period.

Bloke 1: Dude, that skank I was nailing last night was on her jam rag!

Bloke 2: Stirring the paint, that's rank man.

Stirring the paint by Cunto McGee October 5, 2011

Stirring the paint 

Banging your girl, filthy dirty raw, whilst she's on her period.

Aaron was Stirring the paint on Stephanie, dude, his balls were dripping wet with blood like the halls on the shining. He wore a pad for a week too.

Stirring the paint by Milky bussoms October 29, 2017

stirring the paint 

woman masurbating using any finger like object

Janey loves stirring the paint.

stirring the paint by money January 9, 2004

Paint Stirring 

Only occurs on sunday when the giraffe preacher says holy thanks to spaghetti

Will you be attending the paint stirring later tonight?

Paint Stirring by slim slammie da bammie September 3, 2017

Stirring the brown paint 

The act of having anal sex with a man or woman when they have diarrhoea.

Guy 1: Hey dude, wanna here something gross? I stirred the paint with a chick I met at the bar the other night.

Guy 2: That's nothing! I met a guy at the bar and I was stirring the brown paint all night long!

Stirring the brown paint by Dr_Maseuss October 1, 2016