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Stink Hammer 

The term 'Stink Hammer' is a term for a penis.
National Lampoon magazine introduced the term "Stink Hammer" for a penis back in the '70's. I have been using that term ever since.
Stink Hammer by tikipirate August 10, 2005

Stinky Ham 

When a women that your having sex with has a stinky vagina.
Damn Megan had that Stinky Ham I couldn’t even fuck her no more.
Stinky Ham by MichaelFatCock June 1, 2021

ham on a stick 

A self-fisting kit.

Use a cooked ham joint which has been refrigerated. Put it on a stick and voila! Feels like someone else is grabbing for your prostate via your arse.
Scott was feeling lonely, so he rubbed himself all over with lard before getting down and dirty with a ham on a stick.
ham on a stick by McFist April 20, 2005

stinkhammer 

Popular slang term for penis.
I gave her the stinkhammer and asked for more!
stinkhammer by Rico Bravo January 14, 2006

Texas Hammer Stick 

When you are having sex with a girl and right before you cum you pull out, bust on her face, and then smack her in the head with your dick causing her to become unconscious.
Kyle: "So Jake, how did your night go?"
Jake: "Great i gave her the Texas Hammer Stick."
Texas Hammer Stick by Jonny Jimboy November 11, 2010

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026