Stink ham

The clit and or labia.

That bitch has some nice stink ham.

by ozgood690p June 15, 2009

Stink Hammer

The term 'Stink Hammer' is a term for a penis.

National Lampoon magazine introduced the term "Stink Hammer" for a penis back in the '70's. I have been using that term ever since.

by tikipirate August 10, 2005

Stinky Ham

When a women that your having sex with has a stinky vagina.

Damn Megan had that Stinky Ham I couldn’t even fuck her no more.

by MichaelFatCock June 1, 2021

ham on a stick

A self-fisting kit.

Use a cooked ham joint which has been refrigerated. Put it on a stick and voila! Feels like someone else is grabbing for your prostate via your arse.

Scott was feeling lonely, so he rubbed himself all over with lard before getting down and dirty with a ham on a stick.

by McFist April 20, 2005

stinkhammer

Popular slang term for penis.

I gave her the stinkhammer and asked for more!

by Rico Bravo January 14, 2006

Texas Hammer Stick

When you are having sex with a girl and right before you cum you pull out, bust on her face, and then smack her in the head with your dick causing her to become unconscious.

Kyle: "So Jake, how did your night go?"
Jake: "Great i gave her the Texas Hammer Stick."

by Jonny Jimboy November 11, 2010