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Stiff Sack

Being a boring/square person, not being involved in group activities
Chris doesn’t want a shot, he’s being a proper stiff sack
by Sandra, Holly, Emily, Chris April 30, 2021
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midget in a stuff sack

when you cut open your scrotum and shove a midget/ little person inside of it. usualy done as a prank or to get revenge.
douche 1: man that midget daxtar stole my girl. im gonna give him a midget in a stuff sack!
douche 2: donkey boners taste good!
by kidney doner June 18, 2009
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Sack Sniff

sak-snif

noun

When a male rubs his hand along his scrotum, and then proceeds smells his hand--now scented with his ball musk--, he has just performed a Sack Sniff. Often performed, but rarely acknowledged in polite society, the Sack Sniff is an interesting cultural sensation that begs for an evolutionary-psychological explanation. The male executing the Sack Sniff will often report enjoying the scent, or at least conceding that he finds himself executing the Sack Sniff frequently. Perhaps he is checking levels of pheromones in his system as a form of virility/fertility auto-monitoring behavior.
Male 1: Did you really just wipe your balls with your hand and then smell it?

Male 2: Obviously. You never sneak a Sack Sniff?

Male 1: (sheepishly) Yah, I guess I do...

The man enjoyed a refreshing Sack Sniff while undressing to shower.
by orpheusnvrlookbck March 31, 2012
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stuff your sorries in a sack

Usually phrased as "Stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!", it basically means "your apology is not accepted".

Originally used by the character Oscar Madison in the tv show "The Odd Couple" in the episode "Strike Up the Band... Or Else" (S5E6 October 17, 1974).

Later popularized by the character of George Costanza in the tv show "Seinfeld" in the episode "The Betrayal" (S9E8 November 20, 1997)
FELIX: I'm sorry I snapped at ya Oscar.
OSCAR: Stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!
MURRAY: Hey that's a good one Oscar!

JERRY: (To George) I said I was sorry.
GEORGE: You can stuff you sorries in a sack, mister!
JERRY: Would you please stop saying that?!
by appleye October 28, 2011
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stuff your sorries in a sack

This phrase is usually used as "You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!", meaning that however much a person apologizes, their apology will not be accepted. Made popular by George in the Seinfeld "India" episode.
Jerry: George, I'm sorry I slept with Nina.

George: You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!

Jerry: I wish you'd quit saying that!
by Pork King November 10, 2005
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a insult that the person cums to fast when fucking and it is also shut the fuck up and come hit this joint.
Dale walks in closes door. seoul- whoa man! I didnt buzz you in! how the monkey did you get in here? Dale- oh im sorry man some guy let me in with a fo-hawk and- seoul- kyle man? ugh what the fuck is the buzzer for anyway man! Dale- im sorry man.
Seoul- oh, stuff your sorries for the sack, take a seat.
by beastboy601 March 1, 2009
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