Stickman Dave Share definition Flag A measure of how attractive (actually of how unattractive) a girl is. Like beer goggles but worse On sight of a swamp donkey in a bar the obvious drunk rambling of "would you" occurs. Usually met with the response "not a fucking chance but i bet Stickman Dave would" Stickman Dave by Random Gubbs June 29, 2004 Get the Stickman Dave mug.