Straw objects, often in peril and in need of saving.
Think of "the children"! - Reporter
"I make movies for adults." - Quentin Tarantino
by A user of this website January 31, 2019
It can be used as an excuse for anything at the end of a sentence.
Example #1
Wife: "Where are you going?"
Husband: "I'm gonna go have some drinks with the guys... but it's for the children!"
Example #2
Government of the US: "We will be censoring the internet and suppressing your freedom of speech... but it's for the children!"
by Arces January 22, 2012
A demon that a man and a woman summon for people to make money off of.
Man, my children just killed Obama
by Flawless Hitler January 20, 2015
i wish i could of just gotten aids or something but god hates me so i got children
by RJ aka Rolla Stout January 6, 2009
The majority of Urban Dictionary contributors.
I'm going to be annoying just because I can and post useless crap on Urban Dictionary because I haven't grown a pair yet and I think being immature is the funniest crap in the world.

Finish your homework first. Children these days.
by glass cup January 5, 2011
Nature's way of saying, "You should have used a condom, fucktard!"
by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 26, 2010
Humans of school attending age,as redefined by the current U.S President George W Bush...
his assertion being that "Childrens do learn"
was he just quirkily answering his own question?
"Is our children learning?
surely that would have been...
"yes they is"
"As yesterday's positive report card shows,childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured" which one might respond..
"oh they does do they ,when does it and are?"
U.K members ,see under Prescottism
or Prescott...oh the irony
by chris morrell November 20, 2007