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Steve Cobs

He is from Inanimate Insanity, but hes not a good guy because he has Mentally Abused Mephone4, one of his creations. Corn dni!!
Person 1 : "Hey Who's Steve Cobs?"
Person 2 : "A Bitch thats a piece of corn."
Steve Cobs by lemondemonmephone December 18, 2022

Steve Cobs

Suitcase: I never knew dead abusive fathers like steve cobs could taste so good!

Knife: I know, right? Want some butter?

Suitcase: Sure, babe!
Steve Cobs by TrophyxTissues :3 December 11, 2024

SteveJobsism 

A religion based on Steve Jobs and how he will save us. All believers of SteveJobsism believe that apple was better before Steve Jobs died, and that Steve Jobs will rise again and bring apple and the world into a new era of awesomeness.
I follow SteveJobsism, I am a SteveJobsits...
SteveJobsism by Bman111 April 17, 2017
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026