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stepping on a lego 

Something delivered from hell itself, hard for even Chuck Norris to withstand.
Stepping on a lego- Something Satan made to laugh at us.

Stepping On A Lego 

The worst thing that could happen to a human. Its more painful than stepping on magma or shattered glass or even being eaten alive. Nothing is more painful than that.
Stepping on a lego is the worst thing ever.

stepping on a duck 

the fart that comes out making a "QUACK" noise
ummm hortense? did u step on a duck?
no... it was yo momma!
stepping on a duck by Neo December 25, 2003

stepping on a jellyfish

doing something really stupid to impress someone even though what you are doing is the epitome of not cool. Usually applied to dudes trying to show off in front of pretty girls, but can be applied to anyone who thinks something incredibly foolish is actually impressive.
Don was totally stepping on a jellyfish for Janet last weekend. He ate 67 hot dogs in one sitting.

Stepping on a clown 

Im going to be stepping on a clown real soon, and you are not going to like it

You are stepping on my dong 

Youve got to be shitting me, no fuggin way, oh my god that cant be right, your foot is on top of my penis.
R. Kelly didn't go to jail? You are stepping on my dong!

Hey bitch watch it your stepping on my dong!