Steaming Seagal

To defacate on your partners chest followed by rapidly karate chopping the feces pile. Similar to a Steam Jackhammer.

She was really into the Steaming Seagal until I started beating on her chest and saying one liners.

by kdogg76 August 31, 2015

steaming seagull

when a woman is giving head to a guy she has an epileptic fit, biting down on the guys penis, whilst flapping uncontrollably begging for help.

hey john did you just see that chick cough up a cock?' 'yeah she looked like a steaming seagull.

by fecal mathers August 6, 2011