by Chuck Bucket January 28, 2005
The ultimate act of revenge upon a cheating girlfriend. This is the process in which you buy a bottle of hand sanitizer and simply remove its label and replace it with a label from a bottle of lube. Use the sanitizer as lube and she will receive the burning sting of retribution.
by BGOFTACH January 18, 2010
Dude: So what're you gunna have for dinner?
Dude2: I don't know about you, but I'm having steamed clam.
Dude2: I don't know about you, but I'm having steamed clam.
by IrishBigguns October 05, 2005
When a couple is spooning (the man is the "little spoon" and the female is the "big spoon") and the man surprises his lady by releasing a hot, wet fart onto the her clam, thus steaming it. Voila, STEAMED CLAM!!!
by ktbux June 15, 2009
1) an excuse as to why there is smoke coming out of your oven
2) a dish often confused for Steamed Hams
2) a dish often confused for Steamed Hams
1)Chalmers: why is there smoke. Oming out of your oven
Skinner:oh, that's not smoke, thats steam. Steam from the Steamed Clams we're having.
2)Chalmers: I thought you said we were having Steamed Clams
Skinner: Oh no, i said Steamed Hams. Thats what I call hamburgers
Skinner:oh, that's not smoke, thats steam. Steam from the Steamed Clams we're having.
2)Chalmers: I thought you said we were having Steamed Clams
Skinner: Oh no, i said Steamed Hams. Thats what I call hamburgers
by TheRogueChicken July 21, 2019
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