Steamed Clam 

Pussy after a shower. The best taste on Earth.

I ate this chicks steamed clam the other day. i love pussy right after a shower.

Steamed Clam by Chuck Bucket January 28, 2005

Steamed clam 

Exhaling hot, moist air through your girlfriends underwear and heating up her crotch taco.

She wasn't in the mood until I dropped my face in her lap and gave her a Steamed Clam.

Steamed clam by W.E. Coyote August 20, 2003

Steamed Clam 

The ultimate act of revenge upon a cheating girlfriend. This is the process in which you buy a bottle of hand sanitizer and simply remove its label and replace it with a label from a bottle of lube. Use the sanitizer as lube and she will receive the burning sting of retribution.

She cheated on me so I gave her the steamed clam.

Steamed Clam by BGOFTACH January 18, 2010

Steamed Clam 

The act of eating out a girl while in a hot steamy shower.

Dude: So what're you gunna have for dinner?
Dude2: I don't know about you, but I'm having steamed clam.

Steamed Clam by IrishBigguns October 5, 2005

Steamed Clam 

When a couple is spooning (the man is the "little spoon" and the female is the "big spoon") and the man surprises his lady by releasing a hot, wet fart onto the her clam, thus steaming it. Voila, STEAMED CLAM!!!

Dude, I made some delicious steamed clam(s) last night...in bed!

Steamed Clam by ktbux June 14, 2009

steamed clam 

A variation of the Cleveland steamer, this is the act of defecating into a woman's vagina.

I'm going to humiliate your mother by giving her a steamed clam.

steamed clam by Sauron_Himself December 1, 2006

steamed clam 

When a female presses her genitalia against a window, to be viewed by onlookers on the other side. The female version of the 'pressed fruit bowl'.

Dude, you should have seen it. All the girls in the next car were flashing us, but Christy wanted to one-up them all, so she totally brought out the steamed clam!

steamed clam by MerkXRTurbo April 15, 2008