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Steamed Ass 

Steamed ass beckons the absurd nature of human psyche. A fragile sliver of happiness resting on the sharp edge of a steel blade. One's entire existance prepared in such a way to unlock the delicate texture and succulent fragrance without sacrificing nourishment. Yet the the slightest whisper of the wind splits the seams: allowing exhausted fumes of hope and aspiration to burst from it's crevace. Thus, mimicking the posterior of it's lapsing creator. A steamed ass through-in and throughout. This is the most formidable paradox of man.
"Steve was a real steamed ass today."

"I felt like a steamed ass today."
Steamed Ass by relic_season April 7, 2020
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ass steamer 

When you are eating ass outside during the winter, and when you stop for a breath, you notice steam coming off the asshole 'cause you got it so hot.
Luke gave Brooke a wicked ass steamer in the hot tub.
ass steamer by PookumsDot December 19, 2019