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steamboating 

Like motor-boating... but with an asshole.
Bro, I was totally steamboating that girl all last night *high five*
steamboating by x3igh7 September 11, 2011

Steamboating 

The act of exhaling clouds of loud in between some fat ass thot titties, thus creating the Mount St. Helen’s Effect of marijuana smoke gently escaping the crevous/air pocket formed between two pushed-together breasts.
I just walked in on Todd steamboating Heather and I’ve never smelled such dank shit before!
Steamboating by Bert Durffle March 27, 2019

Dutch steamboating 

The act of anal sex undertaken whilst spouting left wing libertarian values whilst actually being secretly right wing
"Oh sven do pack in that dutch steamboating its so transparent"
Dutch steamboating by Oltcit March 19, 2009

steam-boating 

the act of motor boating your anus on a females breast and letting out subtle, noiseless farts.
"hey Johnathan, i bet you wont ask that lady is you could steam-boat her."
"whats steam-boating"
"you know farting on her tits"
"oh, well here i go"
steam-boating by Racial_slut January 26, 2018

Steam Boating

A slow and deliberate face to breast oscillating motion.
Mark Twain is slowly steam boating his way through the golden girls.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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